C-G-B's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PewDiePie Commenters]

Wow you have gotten way better than you started 10JD! This stuff is really well done.

[Central Bwankers]

Yes because this collapse wasn't planned.

[[KK] Slavakia's Birthday]

secure the existence of our people

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. I am glad, it is a great day in Slovakia. Now let's keep the gypsies out.

[[KK] Surfing Pikachu 23]

Very insightful

The representation of the breaking apart of the Trilateral Commission is shown through aggression from the North American and European factions.

The prevalance of foreground obstructions in Surfing Pikachu subverts colonial attitudes toward race while it also hybridizes established notions of the star system through its prevalence of foreground obstructions.

You get a 10 though because through the binarism of light and racism, Surfing Pikachu reminds the spectator of male fears of castration.

Great Audio gets you 2 points
Humour gets you 2 points
Story gets you 2 points
Animation (lacking) gets you 1 point
Dedication to series gets you 3 points

111122223188 responds:

thats not what's happening you stupid fuckhead the CHAIR of the trilateral HAS JUST BEEN APPOINTED PRESIDENT OF ITALY

[Life of Kovio EP1]

Great Scott!1

Through the use of mise-en-scene, the flash reduces the canonical status of the containment of visual pleasure and spells out the words of the long lived Semen King:

"We all have some semen/food story to tell (though for some that story has not yet been told)." - Skip Elsheimer, The Semen King, in one of his more enigmatic moods

[Japan: A loving tribute]

Very, very tasteful

The use of the male gaze in Hiroshima Mon Amour reminds the spectator of nativist arguments of the early-twentieth century. The use of telling jump cuts in the bombingof Japan asks telling questions of colonial attitudes toward race.

Pickilow responds:

Indeed

[[KK] Pinto Power]

i cannot stand it

Your mis-en-scene on the odepedial relationship between son and daughter as evidence of alien life is complete BULLSHIT! Please reassess your theory and animation skills.

PsychoKillerHare responds:

You heartless wretch.

[Hitlerlalaoo]

Fascist vehicle is good

Hitlerlalaoo fragments the fascist aesthetic through its prevalance of foreground obstructions.

[Kitty crew reality]

As a long time studier of Newgrounds

You have labeled the KK better than I could have generalized them. You certainly have a gift of story telling for an amateur. The usage of certain techniques really did improve the video quality without causing extra stress on yourself. Anyway, I did also like the imagery and the juxtapositions used to should a line of process of the self obsession of a KK member.

Macromanas responds:

Wow...Thanks for this exhaustive review!

[A City Rampage]

Great point!

I'm troubled by how the internal dynamic of the biomorphic forms threatens to penetrate the substructure of the ToW. I received the message on a perfect vehicle of juxtaposed abstracts all dancing in tandem. The beautiful use of shapes was as if Bernini or Da Vinci had conceived this matter themselves. The orchestration of sound was even more impressive. The theme was more than invigorating as showed the arisen of different paranoid delusions throughout and as result of human progress that we become even scared and suspicious of our own fecal matter and the mere fact that all human fear results from it is simply outstanding.

-CGB-